I'm just a potato with eyes

I'm 17 and live in Australia. I love tv shows, movies and bands.

You've gotta risk it to get the biscuit. That's all you need to know. 3DS Friend code: 0903-2790-2117

Tweets by @VampireKilljoy

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hannibal-and-dory:

timedetective:

asgardiancherrypudding:

luminous-lu:

emeraldsd:

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This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

(Source: hellsleepsaround)

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When my dragons are grown, we will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me.

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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

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(Source: bricesander)

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amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’